nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

smithsonian:

What happens if a song disappears forever? What if instead of a song it was the endangered Sumatran tiger? 

Our National Zoo teamed up with portugaltheman to create a limited edition record that will go extinct if it doesn’t reproduce. 

There are only 400 Sumatran tigers left in the wild. Reblog to spread the message and learn how you can help.

smithsonian:

What happens if a song disappears forever? What if instead of a song it was the endangered Sumatran tiger? 
Our National Zoo teamed up with portugaltheman to create a limited edition record that will go extinct if it doesn’t reproduce. There are only 400 Sumatran tigers left in the wild. Reblog to spread the message and learn how you can help.

smithsonian:

What happens if a song disappears forever? What if instead of a song it was the endangered Sumatran tiger? 

Our National Zoo teamed up with portugaltheman to create a limited edition record that will go extinct if it doesn’t reproduce. 

There are only 400 Sumatran tigers left in the wild. Reblog to spread the message and learn how you can help.

buzzfeed:

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

buzzfeed:

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

rneerkat:

do pirates hook up

truthed:

so many concerts, not enough money

comicbookcovers:

Movies and the comic books that inspired them

Whiteout, Ghost World, Kick Ass, Sin City, Watchmen, Scott Pilgrim, and The Crow

comicbookcovers:

Movies and the comic books that inspired them

Whiteout, Ghost World, Kick Ass, Sin City, Watchmen, Scott Pilgrim, and The Crow

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila